Catalog
- February 11, 2026 - Dow 50k, Portfolios 50 Cents, and the Wendy's Hiring Spree
- February 10, 2026 - The "Fake Jobs and Real Tears" Edition
- February 09, 2026 - The SPY 700 Bait and Generational Bagholding
- February 08, 2026 - The "Hot Girl" Recession & The Boner Pill Bloodbath
- February 07, 2026 - The "I Swear I Bought the Dip" Weekend Update
- February 06, 2026 - The Margin Call is Coming from Inside the House
- February 05, 2026 - The “Everything Is Fine While My Portfolio Is On All Fours” Edition
- February 04, 2026 - The Red Sea is Salty and So Are We
- February 03, 2026 - The Enshittification of Your Portfolio
- February 02, 2026 - The “Lofe” Savings & The Pig Butchering Gala
- February 01, 2026 - 280p Graphics and 1080p Losses
- January 31, 2026 - The Great Metallic Meltdown and Other Ways to Lose Your Shirt
- January 30, 2026 - Announcing the Launch of the Daily Regret Report