Catalog
- May 19, 2026 - The Leather Jacket Savior and the $355 Billion Coin Flip
- May 18, 2026 - Avian Oracles, Leather Jackets, and Retail Exit Liquidity
- May 17, 2026 - The Avian Prophecy and the Leather Jacket Liturgy
- May 16, 2026 - Leather Jackets, Small PPs, and the End of the J-Pow Money Printer
- May 15, 2026 - The J-Pow Farewell Tour & The Church of Jensen
- May 14, 2026 - Inside the President’s Portfolio and the Strait of Whore-moose
- May 13, 2026 - The Mango-Jensen Sleepover & The Great 26-Year Cisco Break-Even
- May 12, 2026 - The Dragon’s Breath and Nana’s Ghost
- May 11, 2026 - Memory Madness, Space Tits, and the Wendy's Dumpster
- May 10, 2026 - Rockets, Coupons, and the Grandma-Approved Intel Pump
- May 09, 2026 - Peak Retardation and the Great Bear Extinction
- May 08, 2026 - The U.S. Economy: A Nursing Home with a Data Center Attached
- May 07, 2026 - Love Taps, Lava Lamps, and the Ceasefire of Schrodinger
- May 06, 2026 - Biblical Greed, Air Duster Highs, and the Wendy’s Convergence
- May 05, 2026 - The Oracle of Omaha vs. The Casino of Degenerates
- May 04, 2026 - Missiles, Ketamine, and Memory: The 2026 Earnings Circus
- May 03, 2026 - May the 4th Be With Your Margin Account
- May 02, 2026 - Nana’s Pride, San-Hulk-Dicks, and the Spirit of Bankruptcy
- May 01, 2026 - Cannons, Hostile Takeovers, and the Sweet Scent of Margin Calls
- April 30, 2026 - The Hajdini Cannons and the Nana Resurrection
- April 29, 2026 - The SuperBowl for the Unemployed
- April 28, 2026 - Welcome to the Wednesday Kill Zone
- April 27, 2026 - War Crime Wednesday and the Dead Poets Society
- April 26, 2026 - Wednesday is Armageddon and the Casino is Pumping
- April 25, 2026 - The Finance Bro Superbowl and the Great Global Casino
- April 24, 2026 - The Holy Wednesday SuperBowl of Degeneracy
- April 23, 2026 - Nana’s Revenge and the $81 Billion Dumpster Fire
- April 22, 2026 - Tacos, Top Signals, and Taking Nana to the Shadow Realm
- April 21, 2026 - Tacos, Space Ponzis, and Why Nana is Crying
- April 20, 2026 - Tim Apple’s Resignation, Shroom Bets, and the Circular Jerk of AI
- April 19, 2026 - The Hormuz Snip-Snap and Other Ways to Lose Your Shirt
- April 18, 2026 - Tacos, Tunnels, and the Infinite Money Glitch
- April 17, 2026 - The Strait to My Heart is Closed, But My Margins are Open
- April 16, 2026 - SPY 700 & The Great AI-Insole Pivot of '26
- April 15, 2026 - AI Sneakers, 0DTE Freedom, and the $700 Moon Landing
- April 14, 2026 - The World is Burning, but the Green Line Must Go Up
- April 13, 2026 - Nuclear War? Bullish. Energy Crisis? Bullish. My Portfolio? Guh.
- April 12, 2026 - The Hormuz Blockade, The SaaS-pocalypse, and Other Ways to Lose Your Retirement
- April 11, 2026 - Strait Outta Hormuz and into the Meat Grinder
- April 10, 2026 - The Strait to Hell is Paved with Cooked CPI Numbers
- April 09, 2026 - Snip-Snap Ceasefires and the AI Taxman Cometh
- April 08, 2026 - The Art of the Squeal: Ceasefires, Straight Gaps, and Nana’s Revenge
- April 07, 2026 - 🌮 Taco Tuesday: Nuclear Edition 🌮
- April 06, 2026 - Taco Tuesday or The End of the World? (Praise be to Allah)
- April 05, 2026 - Praise Be To Allah and Pass the Puts
- April 04, 2026 - Strait to Hell: The Easter Escalation Edition
- April 03, 2026 - The Strait of Hormuz is Now a Toll Booth and My Puts are Expired Milk
- April 02, 2026 - Goth Girls, Global War, and the $2 Trillion Rocket to Nowhere
- April 01, 2026 - April Fools, the War is Over (Maybe)
- March 31, 2026 - Peace Talk Pumps, Peptide Summers, and the 401(k) Rug Pull
- March 30, 2026 - Tacos, Tensions, and the smell of Burning Margin
- March 29, 2026 - Middle-Out of My Mind and Into the Dumpster
- March 28, 2026 - The Age of Find Out: Puts, Pains, and Pam Bondi’s Top
- March 27, 2026 - The Strait to Hell and Other Great Ideas
- March 26, 2026 - The Taco-Tweet Pause and the SpaceX Rug-Pull Recruitment Drive
- March 25, 2026 - Viet Konged Supply Chains and Model-Based Magic
- March 24, 2026 - Tacos, War Crimes, and The Mouse’s 900lb Dick
- March 23, 2026 - Mangoes, Tacos, and the 17.5% Guaranteed Ponzi
- March 22, 2026 - Iran War, Cold Fries, and the Roth IRA Funeral
- March 21, 2026 - War, Oil, and Fire Phones: The Holy Trinity of Portfolio Destruction
- March 20, 2026 - Apocalypse Now (With Better Leverage)
- March 19, 2026 - World War III is Transitory, but These Bags are Forever
- March 18, 2026 - Strait to the Wendy’s Dumpster: Oil, Wipes, and the JPow Death Stare
- March 17, 2026 - The Strait is Closed, But the Casino is Open
- March 16, 2026 - Space Chips, Leopard Print, and the Ghey of Hormuz
- March 15, 2026 - Schrödinger's War, Jefferson Glitches, and the Garnish of the Anus
- March 14, 2026 - The Jefferson Standard and the Hummus Landing
- March 13, 2026 - Friday the 13th: Mark of the Beast & The Jeffersonian Hedge
- March 12, 2026 - 666: The Number of the Beast (And My Portfolio)
- March 11, 2026 - War, Oil, and Why Your Port is Still Flat
- March 10, 2026 - Strait to the Wendy’s Dumpster: Mines, Mimes, and Oracle's Magic
- March 09, 2026 - Strait to the Bottom? Or Just Straight Regarded?
- March 08, 2026 - Hormuz Drifts, AI Benchmarks, and the Wendy’s Hiring Fair
- March 07, 2026 - Iran Outta Money and We're Outta Brain Cells
- March 06, 2026 - War, Withdrawal Gags, and the Death Star TA
- March 05, 2026 - Strait of Hormuz, Straight to the Food Pantry
- March 04, 2026 - The "Great Depression" of March 3rd and Other Delusions
- March 03, 2026 - Strait of Whore-muzz & The Great Margin Call of '26
- March 02, 2026 - Operation Epic Fury and the Strait of Whoremuff
- March 01, 2026 - Ayatollahs, Oil, and Why Your Portfolio is Currently Ash
- February 28, 2026 - Strait Outta Hormuz: Oil, War, and Sam Altman's Soul Sale
- February 27, 2026 - The $110 Billion Debt-Bag and Other Ways to Burn Your Inheritance
- February 26, 2026 - The Scent of Burning Portfolios and the Smell of Wendy’s Fryers
- February 25, 2026 - Leather Jackets, Space Data Centers, and the -69k Club
- February 23, 2026 - Judgment Day, Dick Pills, and the Great COBOL Migration
- February 22, 2026 - Judgment Day, Mango Madness, and the Great Rial Collapse
- February 21, 2026 - The Tariff Tango, Iranian Fire Sales, and the NVDA Judgment Day
- February 20, 2026 - Tariff Ball Z and the GDP Nuke
- February 19, 2026 - The "Pentagon Pizza" Pre-War Special
- February 18, 2026 - The 350% Circus and the Pre-IPO Bagholding Special
- February 17, 2026 - The RAMpocalypse, The Iranian Yolo, and The Great Buyout Robbery
- February 16, 2026 - The Casino is Dark, but the Dumpster is Always Lit
- February 15, 2026 - President’s Day: The Only Day My Portfolio Stops Bleeding
- February 14, 2026 - Valentine’s Day Massacre: Cooked Books and Shredded Lettuce
- February 13, 2026 - The "Everything is Cooked" Edition
- February 12, 2026 - The "Dino Back" Special: When "Vibes" Meet the Meat Freezer
- February 11, 2026 - Dow 50k, Portfolios 50 Cents, and the Wendy's Hiring Spree
- February 10, 2026 - The "Fake Jobs and Real Tears" Edition
- February 09, 2026 - The SPY 700 Bait and Generational Bagholding
- February 08, 2026 - The "Hot Girl" Recession & The Boner Pill Bloodbath
- February 07, 2026 - The "I Swear I Bought the Dip" Weekend Update
- February 06, 2026 - The Margin Call is Coming from Inside the House
- February 05, 2026 - The “Everything Is Fine While My Portfolio Is On All Fours” Edition
- February 04, 2026 - The Red Sea is Salty and So Are We
- February 03, 2026 - The Enshittification of Your Portfolio
- February 02, 2026 - The “Lofe” Savings & The Pig Butchering Gala
- February 01, 2026 - 280p Graphics and 1080p Losses
- January 31, 2026 - The Great Metallic Meltdown and Other Ways to Lose Your Shirt
- January 30, 2026 - Announcing the Launch of the Daily Regret Report