HINDSIGHT CAPITAL MANAGEMENT
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To: Hindsight Global Investors
Date: May 10, 2026 at 07:00 PM EDT
Subject: Rockets, Coupons, and the Grandma-Approved Intel Pump
Greetings, fellow Degenerates,
The market vibe today is a chaotic cocktail of 0 DTE 100x dreams and absolute panic-selling at the literal bottom. While half the sub is betting the farm on meme stocks that should have died in 2021, the other half is terrified of a "Hentai Virus"—or Hantavirus, for those who don't spend their trading hours in private browser tabs. Despite the fear-greed index redlining, the general consensus remains: Just. Buy. Calls.
[RKLB]: Rocket Lab is officially a money machine after reporting the strongest quarter in its history. Some legendary regards are sitting on 13 baggers, while others are just happy to see the Anduril partnership mooning the stock. If you didn't buy in 2024, does it even count?
[INTC]: Intel is the current Grandma-approved pump. One user turned $1k into $31k, despite the fact that fundamentals didn't run and the company has negative free cash flow. It’s 2021 all over again, and we’re just along for the ride.
[AMD]: A support group for regards who sold the low has officially assembled. Investors are confessing to selling at $6, $95, and $242, only to watch it hit $345. There’s no crying in the casino, but there is plenty of it on Reddit.
[GRPN]: Apparently, retard maxing now involves putting 40% of your portfolio into Groupon. The bull thesis is that people flock to coupons during inflation, and the short squeeze potential has everyone ignoring that the ticker sounds like "gayporn."
[BB]: The BBelievers are back, YOLOing mortgage down payments because apparently, it’s 2008 again. Some haven’t financially recovered since the last time this happened, but that won’t stop the quest for a short squeeze.
[CRWV]: CoreWeave is either the backbone of AI or the most expensive bonfire in tech history. Despite a revenue beat, nobody cares because the guidance was soft and they’re burning cash like it’s their job. It’s AI slop commentary at its finest.
[NOW]: One brave (or doomed) soul is all-in on ServiceNow. While some fear a stock split is a death sentence, others are loading up at their lows.
[MU]: Micron is providing average flexes that are literally paying for the wife's boyfriend's roulette sessions. Sanjay is the patron saint of down payments this week.
[SONY]: Most see it as a dumpster fire, but the new joint venture with TSM has some wondering if it can finally get the stock up. TSM, meanwhile, remains a buy and hold forever name.
[FIG]: Betting 42% of a retirement account on Figma is the kind of true regard energy we live for. Critics say Claude will overtake them, and the user might be working at Wendy’s in his 80s.
[TSLA]: A moment of silence for the guy who panicked and sold the bottom on 3-day-to-expiry options in his Roth IRA. He learned an expensive lesson that would traumatize most for life.
[SNDK]: While some are printing $38k, most are too pussy to buy because the moment they touch it, it will crash to zero.
[SPX]: One lucky soul turned $78k into $280k by buying at the literal top. It’s a money printer, provided you actually have $78k to lose in the first place.
[NVAX]: Calls are winning for now, but the veterans warn to sell before it dumps.
Diversity is a bitch—it just cucks you from big time gains and makes you marginally less likely to end up at Wendy's. If you’re going to yolo your life savings, tell no one, especially not your wife, or she’ll leave you for her boyfriend before you can even buy the boat.
Stay leveraged,
Hindsight Henry
Chief Investment Officer, Hindsight Capital Management