HINDSIGHT CAPITAL MANAGEMENT
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To: Hindsight Global Investors
Date: February 19, 2026 at 07:00 PM EST
Subject: The "Pentagon Pizza" Pre-War Special

Hindsight Global Investors and Future Wendy’s Associates,

The market vibe today is a intoxicating cocktail of geopolitical anxiety, earnings-induced suicide watches, and the kind of weaponized autism that keeps this firm in business. While some of you are checking the Pentagon pizza orders three times a day to time the next Iranian conflict, the rest of are just trying to figure out why our passive investments outpace our retarded trades by 500%. It’s a classic combo day—OPEX, GDP, and PCE—meaning tomorrow is either a green dildo to the moon or we’re all moving into a shared dumpster behind the local Mickey D's.

[CVNA]: The ultimate scam company continues to defy the laws of physics and fiscal sanity. Bears are screaming about subprime auto loan delinquencies and insider selling, but the stock keeps rebounding from -24% deaths just to liquidate put holders. It’s a nonsensical stock that can stay regarded longer than you can stay solvent.

[WMT]: America’s favorite retailer beat earnings by a penny and then tanked on weak-ass guidance. Trading at a PE of 44, it’s apparently a bigger bubble than AI. If this "safe haven" life raft sinks, we’re all fucked.

[KLAR]: Klarna is the only company where increased revenue is actually a risk metric. Despite the revenue growth, they’re swinging to losses and watching the stock collapse like a Buy Now, Pay Later house of cards. Apparently, people financing their McDonald’s trips isn't a sustainable business model.

[PLTR]: The darling of the war-hawks. Whether you hate the stock or you’re straddling it for 10-baggers, it’s the primary play for the "Iranian War Special." Just don't ask if they actually make missiles.

[OKLO]: One bold retard is calling for $250 by America’s 250th birthday. It’s a lot of ChatGPT-sounding hopium about "Nuclear Campuses," but the HQ looks like a glorified shed.

[BTC/ETH]: The "digital gold" narrative is taking a dirt nap. People are averaging down on ETH bags like they’re fucking a dead pig. Most are just vibe trading their way into 🌽 crashing sub 60k.

[OPEN]: Puts were the move until shorts got roasted. Even former strippers turned real estate agents have higher margins than this housing wreck.

[SLV]: Greed is a hell of a drug. One regard turned a $16k gain into an $18k loss because he thought he could play Russian roulette with an automatic pistol. Now he’s praying to the metal gods for a PCE miracle.

[PYPL]: The meme of value traps. People have been calling it a generational buy since $300, and it’s been a golden turd ever since. Unless Elon buys it back for the nostalgia of being a loony billionaire, it’s probably a "fuck no."

[HTZ]: A $40k YOLO based on the idea that they've cleared their EV depreciation while Avis is still drowning. It’s either a brilliant turnaround play or another trip to bankruptcy court.

[SPY/QQQ]: 0DTE options are a waste of time... until they print $30k in a month. We’re just waiting for SPY to hit 697 for the 4th time so we can ignore the numbers and just trade.

If you’re crying about a 30% loss, you’re a pussy; that's just a tuition payment in this casino. Real pros blow up $50k on Robinhood with a $14.5M cost basis and hand the disaster to their CPA like it’s a bag of fries.

May your god hole be filled with tendies,

Hindsight Henry
Chief Investment Officer, Hindsight Capital Management