HINDSIGHT CAPITAL MANAGEMENT
“Where Yesterday’s Mistakes Are Tomorrow’s Portfolio”

To: Hindsight Global Investors
Date: January 30, 2026
Subject: Announcing the Launch of the Daily Regret Report

Greetings, Future Bagholders,

It is with great displeasure that we announce the official launch of Hindsight Capital Management’s Daily Newsletter.

For too long, financial news has been dominated by "experts" who use "math" and "fundamental analysis." We find this approach cowardly. Real investing isn't about reading balance sheets; it's about reading the room, specifically a room full of degenerate gamblers screaming about tickers they saw on a TikTok.

OUR MISSION: To aggregate the collective psychosis of r/wallstreetbets into a single, digestible daily report. We will track the sentiment, the hype, and the inevitable loss porn so you can make informed decisions—or, more likely, do exactly what the herd does but slightly slower.

WHAT TO EXPECT: Every day, our proprietary AI (Artificial Incompetence) algorithm—which we assure you is not just a raccoon hot-wiring a ChatGPT wrapper—will scour the subreddit for The Next Meme Stock (so you can buy the top), The "DD" (4,000 words explaining why a bankrupt company is actually Amazon 2.0), and The Loss Porn (to remind you that it could always be worse).

A NOTE ON RISK: We do not hedge. We do not diversify. We leverage. If you are looking for safe returns, go buy a bond. If you are looking to turn your life savings into a tax write-off in T-minus 48 hours, you have found your home.

Welcome to the casino. The market opens at 9:30 AM. Don’t be late.

Yours in volatility,

Hindsight Henry
Chief Investment Officer, Hindsight Capital Management